sad cheekbone


when your life partner is upset because you slapped your mad dong across their supple cheeks, causing a serious fracture in the cheek bone (malar bone).
“sorry it’s just myself tonight, becky couldn’t make it, cl-ssic case of sad cheekbone”.

“oh that’s a shame, how’s she doing?”

“she’s dead.”

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