Sad Wank
to go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a w-nk. also know as pulling a joni or an sw. ( crying optional but recommended)
just got knocked back by a blind midget… i’m going home for a sad w-nk.
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