sadbrag
a self-proclaimed brag that’s actually kind of a little sad (similar to anything tom haverford says on park and rec). as opposed to a humblebrag (humble sounding statements disguising as brags).
girl: i’m really good at washing dishes. they’ll be spotless when i’m done.
guy: what a sadbrag.
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- Sad Slug
general r-t-rded black peugeot 206 driver, with a p-n-s on head and still a virgin. bobby, you sad slug!
- elephant run
when a group of males get together and stand in a single file line and the first male tucks his member between his legs and the male behind him grabs it ,, so on and so forth there was a crazy elephant run at that sausage fest of a party the other night.
- Saduc
suck a d-ck you c-nt. hey, get away from my girlfriend and saduc.
- safety pants
tight lycra shorts that girls wear under skirts and dresses so that if the wind picks up n-body can see their undies. i was on my bike and the wind picked up my skirt! luckily i always wear my safety pants so n-body saw my knickers.