saddle-soap
a hunorous term for personal lubricant — a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the “contact areas” prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy “ride”.
hottie #1: yo! why the groaning and crossed legs, girl?
hottie #2: oh, it’s just my new boyfriend, hunny — he’s so “big” and enthusiastic that i always feel sore “down there” for a while after we “do it”.
hottie #1: aw, major b-mmer, sweetie — you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!
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