Saddlebacking
saddlebacking – the term for the phenomenon of christian teens engaging in unprotected -n-l s-x in order to preserve their virginities. named after saddleback churh, home of the reverend rick warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the “s-x ed” that has convinced so many christian girls and boys that b-ttf-cking isn’t actually s-x.
saddlebacking – after attending the purity ball, heather and bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.
when straight kids -ss-f-ck because their abstinence only s-x-ed cl-sses have erroneously convinced them that -n-l leaves the girl pure and virginal.
i love catholic schoolgirls cuz you don’t even have to persuade them to try -n-l – they love saddlebacking!
the phenomenon of christian teens engaging in unprotected -n-l s-x in order to preserve their virginities
after attending the purity ball, heather and bill were saddlebacking all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.
when a young unmarried christian couple has -n-l s-x in order to avoid v-g-n-l intercourse which would be considered fornication and a sin.
dave and laura were saddlebacking because they both took a chasity pledge.
saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ\ vb fr. saddleback church (2009): the phenomenon of christian teens engaging in unprotected -n-l s-x in order to preserve their virginity.
bill and heather loved saddlebacking. after attending the purity ball, heather and bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.
the action of performing -n-l s-x in order to preserve ones v-g-n-l purity. most extreme religious couples practice this before marriage, although in almost all religious publications this is looked up as a worse offense.
in the case of h-m-s-xual relations, this is the only way for a men to perform intercourse with each other.
“have you heard that tom and bill have a dry-erase board in their bed room?”
“no, whats it for?”
“i have heard that is used to keep score of who has had the most -rg-sms while they are saddlebacking each other. i also heard that they partic-p-te in the convergence practice after they finish.”
to protect ones carnal treasure, the sacred v-g-n-. but rather to engage in s-xual activity through the -n-s and mouth/
mandy was a christian, so she and tom were saddlebacking the cr-p out of her, literally
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