sadfacebook
the condition of suffering from facebook depression; caused by feeling sad when you see all your friends posting enjoyable status updates and uploading great pictures, which makes it seem like they are always having tons of fun while you sit around all day doing nothing.
-hey, why hasn’t mark left his room in days?
-oh he’s suffering from sadfacebook. he sees everybody else on his friends list looking like they are having a blast and feels sad b/c his life doesn’t seem nearly as fun.
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