sadgasm

homer simpson’s rock band!
when marge finds herself attracted to offbeat ‘professor august’, homer decides he has had enough of marge’s wandering eye, focusing his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called ‘grunge’ and forms a band called ‘sadgasm’.
sadgasm came and rocked springfield and the 90’s references were blazing.

hey man, lets go see sadgasm play tonight!
a snazzy combination of the words “sad” and “-rg-sm”. an emotion that far surp-sses sadness in an explosive way. like an -rg-sm; but far from pleasurable.
“i almost had a sadgasm when i got dumped. ): ”
the unattainable release of sadness through crying hard enough.

sometimes, when crying, it feels as if the outpour of emotion is right at the edge of something incredible: the righting of the tear-worthy injustice through pure release of emotion. the feeling is parallel to when growing close to a s-xual -rg-sm. there is a feeling of something about to occur.

unfortunately this sadgasm never happens, leaving even worse feeling than previously experienced. the state of feeling unfulfilled worsens, and emotional duress continues.
i was by myself crying over the breakup when i felt a sadgasm coming. i cried and cried, but never got past that edge of feeling. even more demoralized than before, the weeping continued.
1: an -j-c-l-t–n achived after meaningless s-x lacking that feel good afterglow.

2: a sudden burst of depression.

3: a band from an epsoide of the simpsons.

4: achieving an -rg-sm while sad or depressed.
when i listen to to much pop music i have a sadgasm.