safari cunt


a person that is a safari tour guide who spends their breaks going to the wild to f-ck the crazy animals like hippos, giraffes, elephants, etc. this often results in excessive bleeding of the genitals and b-ttholes. elephants have been known to be lethal.
chris- “did you see that lions bl–dy c-ck?!”
danny- “yeah this freak is probably a safari c-nt.”
chris- “sick (releases vomit and fecal matter)”

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