safe fun
fun activities, in which no one can get in trouble.
(activities do not include encounters with the opposite s-x, alcohol, nor anything related to montreal or vegas).
i had some safe fun going to church.
let’s do some safe fun activities such as eating ice cream at the park
(when faced with multiple ladies inside a room) gentlemen, this is not safe fun…let’s go and drink some soda in the lobby or hide someone’s sneakers.
engaging in safe s-x using condoms
i’m looking for some ‘safe fun’ only, hit me up if interested.
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