safe science


the idea that everything you research must be within safety requirements. according to the well-known scientist, cave johnson, safe science is stupid. in fact, he believes that you should “marry safe science if you love it so much”. also, you should “invent a special safety door that won’t hit you on the b-tt on the way out”.
cave johnson: science isn’t about why – it’s about why not. you ask, why is so much of our science dangerous? i say, why not marry safe science if you love it so much? in fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t hit you in the b-tt on the way out – because you are fired!

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