safe sex money shot
the s-xual act of -j-c-l-t-ng into a condom then slapping or throwing the condom on the partner’s face thus practicing a safe s-x money shot
i have an extreme case of herpes so i only do safe s-x money shots on girls i like, while a bare back money shots on wh-r-s.
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