Safe Sex On The Beach
a drink that’s the exact same thing as s-x on the beach but without any alcohol in it.
i didn’t know it at first, but the bartender at the wedding was telling me that safe s-x on the beach is the exact same thing as s-x on the beach but without any alcohol in it.
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