Safe text
verifying that a text message goes to the right person, as to avoid the humiliation of giving out the wrong information to the wrong person.
mich-lle: did you get my text?
liz: um, no. what’d it say?
mich-lle: ugh! i must’ve sent it to lisa, then. i was talking about how much i hate her and the fact that she’s such a hypocritical ice queen.
liz: g-d, mich-lle, she’s our friend! and i agree, but you definitely should’ve practiced safe text.
to ensure all text messages are erased after text s-x, thus avoiding any sneaky a-holes reading through your s-xcapades.
jack: “man, jill went through my phone and saw my text s-x series with jane again. now i’m effed.”
john: “didn’t i tell you jack, always practice safe text!!”
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