safer sex
a term used by s-xually impulsive people pretending to be careful. similar to throwing the seatbelt across your lap, but not actually buckling it. always followed with the surprised protestation, upon learing that they have spread gonnorhea to every one they know: “but we were practicing safer s-x!”
safer s-x:
“i won’t use a condom, but i promise i won’t c-m in you”
“i got tested three months ago, so we’re good.”
“you’re clean, right? great, so am i”
a “politically correct” version of the term “safe s-x” with the implication that no s-x, even with “protection”, is absolutely safe from the risk of disease.
the gay community practices what it calls “safer s-x” because even gay men who (usually) use condoms still get an awful lot of diseases, but not as often as they did in 70’s and early 80’s before aids and “safe s-x”.
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