safety blanket
when you fold up a bit of loo roll and lay it down in the toilet when you have a poo.
this is effective in combating two common issues on the cr-pper.
1. you don’t get any splashback so your b-mhole doesn’t get wet.
2. when you are in a situation where you don’t want other toilet users to know you just had a poo, (usually in a public toilet), you lay one out, and the undesirable plop is silence
dude, i just forgot to use a safety blanket, the splashback was my own p-sswater, and it went into my b-tthole.
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