Safety Dance


a hit song in 80s and the favourite dance of that guy. it wasn’t as safe as they said it was.
“safety dance time – dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dundun!”
best song of all time. everybody look at your hands. insert clapping noise
we can dance, we can dance, everybodies taking the chance. safe to dance!
the act of masturbating.

originally coined in a europop song in the 1980’s by men without hats. the song includes such phrases as:

“we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind”

“we can go where we want to, a place they will never find”

“everybody look at your hands”

“as long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
everything’ll work out right”

in a overly-hyped, but dawning era of aids in the 1980’s, m-st-rb-t–n and abstinence were considered essential safety behaviors – m-st-rb-t–n being the safety dance.

a similar song was billy idol’s “dancing with myself”.

“where’s steve?”, dana asked.

“oh, he’s probably in the bathroom doing the safety dance”, replied dan.

sss-aaa-fff-eee-ttt-yyy safety dance!
when two people fist each other at the same time. it is named after the twisting two-arm dance motion from the men without hats video of the same name.
jennifer and michael take “give and take” to amazing levels. they do the safety dance every wednesday and sunday now.
those safety instruction routines that flight attendants give their p-ssengers on every flight, just before the plane takes off.

named after a song by the same name.
ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the flight attendants to give the safety dance. please make sure your tray tables are in their upright position….
when two lumberjacks have -n-l s-x with a condom, while wearing football pads, and with parental supervision.
i swear to batman, i saw kenny give austin the safety dance. his mom took pictures too. ^^

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