safety docking


where traditionally construction workers exchange a handshake during a shift change. the safety engineers on the job take this a step further and slide there foreskin together and m-st-rb-t- until there s-m-n blends in the middle. this is often followed up with letting it drip into shot gl-sses and cheersing to having a safe shift.
worker1- those h-m-s where safety docking again.
worker 2- it’s not even end of shift yet

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