safety fuck
someone who is overly paranoid about the safety of their children, partner, etc. a safety f-ck will often implicate certain rules to prevent injury or harm. eg. “don’t catch a train in peak hour because you may be pushed on the tracks and killed by a train”.
“omg my dad is such a safety f-ck he won’t let me go camping with you because he thinks i will throw deodorant cans in the camp fire”.
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