safety game

doorkn-b is a game in which partic-p-nts are supposed to say “safety” after they flatuate before other partic-p-nts say “doorkn-b”. this is known as “calling doorkn-b”. if other partic-p-nts call doorkn-b before the flatulater calls safety, then the non-flatuting partic-p-nts are encouraged to physically -ssault the flatulater until he or she touches a doorkn-b. the game is generally -ssumed to be continuously active, and partic-p-nts are frequently forced into the game unexpectedly, even against their will.

rules of safety game
when an individual flatuates, he or she must say the word “safety” in a clear tone so as to be heard by those around him.
if the individual fails to say “safety”, partic-p-nts may say the word “doorkn-b”.
at that time, partic-p-nts may physically punish the individual who flatuated.
the individual must immediately seek a doorkn-b 1 and touch it. once the individual touches said doorkn-b, the beating must cease.

variations
many variations exist when doorkn-bs are either not accessible, or too accessible. a common variation is to replace the doorkn-b with something that the partic-p-nts consider undesirable to touch, or something that is impossible, or nearly so, to touch.

footnotes
^ in strict canon, only a true doorkn-b is eligible for play. however, in many social circles, house rules have been developed to allow the use of latches, handles, and other devices depending on the general availability of true kn-bs.
when one person farts and calls the word “safety” then everyone around must call a color and the last person to call a color has to make a s-x noise…..if you say the same color as someone else then you must make a s-x noise.
brandon:”safety game”
bobby:”green”
aaron:”blue”
travis:”red”
st-tch:”yellow…..sh-t fine ill make the noise……..ooohhhhhhh yyeeeaaaaa!”