safety meeting

code for when you’re going to smoke pot while at work.
“yo, chad, we’re having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes.”
code for anytime you are smoking pot.
honey, i need to have a safety meeting before i discuss that with you.
code for smoking weed. people in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. also, watch the video “get safe” on mysp-ce video. you’ll get the idea.
person 1: “dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino’s.”
person 2: “yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first.”
person 1: “ohhh for sure!”
slang for sneaking off before work to smoke marijuana.

meeting held before another meeting to get in the right frame of mind.
all of the raft guides disappeared before loading rafts on the bus, they must be at their safety meeting

is there any way i can schedule some time for a safety meeting before that big presentation?
a term for having a, smoke circle, blaze session or any other scenario in which marijuana, hash, wax, or oil is being burned.
bob: man i am so exhausted after all that work.
marly: yea time for a safety meeting!!
for people who work in bars, everyone sneaks to the side for as little time as possible to take a shot and then returns to work as if nothing happened.
bartender: “safety meeting!”
everyone else: runs to the end of the bar, pounds a shot, returns to work.
stop what your doing immediately and adjust your att-tude
“hey dude, lets step around the corner and have a safety meeting”.

“nothins’ gettin done… concrete’s gittin hard… paperworks pilin’ up, and the whole crews on the rag… i need a safety meeting.

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