Safety Pee
noun. 1.) the cautious practice of urinating before starting a time-consuming or strenuous and uncomfortable venture.
noun. 2.) the bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.
rumor has it that among cr-ss individuals the synonym “safety p-ss” exists.
verb.) the act of utilizing the “safety pee/p-ss” practice.
movie theater: oh, good. it’s still the previews. i still have time for a safety pee.
traffic: uh oh. it’s almost rush hour. i better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.
weird scenario: oh, geez. not another tickle-gauntlet. i better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.
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