safety piss
the act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one’s self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.
steve: “hey, how’d the job interview go?”
juan: “their bathrooms were locked, so i couldn’t take a safety p-ss beforehand. really kinda threw off my mojo.”
donny: “hey man, save my seat.”
james: “where are you going?”
donny: “taking a safety p-ss; this movie’s three hours long!”
craig: “i really wish i’d taken a safety p-ss.”
minister: “and do you, craig, take tina to be your lawfully wedded wife…”
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