Safety Pod
the ipod you take on a road trip when other p-ssengers in the car have already volunteered to be in charge of the music for the trip. because you doubt their taste in music, you bring your own ipod as a backup for when they experience shuffle shame.
joe: so we’re all set for the trip to the beach. i’m driving..bob, you are in charge of the music.
bob: sure, just don’t be surprised when a random country song or nkotb comes on.
mark:…uh, yeah i’ll be bringing my safety pod…
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