saftey wank
having a w-nk before having s-x with an individual in order to prevent premature -j-c-l-t–n.
josh: hey man i just had s-x with ashley!
brad: yea, but don’t you have a severe case of premature -j-c-l-t–n?
josh: yea, but i had a saftey w-nk just minutes before!
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