sage creek high school
literally a smaller, newer, gum-free (supposedly) version of carlsbad high school. contrary to popular belief, we’re not full of nerds. we have the same general demographics as chs, except we’re using a trimester system and we have less druggies. basically a wannabe college-style campus that is prowled by freshmen who have chronic dabbing disorder.
the place where if you’re not lgbtqia+, you are the minority.
also, a giant boiling pot of memes.
person 1: what school do you go to, person 2?
person 2: sage creek high school.
person 1: oh, is it that one new high school in carlsbad? that’s so cool! i heard they have a trimester system instead of a conventional semester system. isn’t it much faster and more work-intensive?
person 2: it is, but it allows you to take more courses!
person 3: f-ckin bobcats lol long live lancers xdddddddd
person 1: oh, look, someone from chs!
person 2: 1v1 me m8
or
person 1: hey, are you g-y?
person 2: no?
person 1: lesbian? bis-xual? transgender? queer? inters-x? as-xual/androgynous? genderfluid? demiboy? demigirl?(edited)
person 2: i’m a heteros-xual white boy(edited)
person 1: f-ckin f-g that’s a microagression against me and my ppl get out of my school you weeaboo
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