Saif
arabic for ‘sword’. usually kept as the name of a male child by arab or muslim parents.
person 1: ‘what did you name your child?’
person 2: ‘we named him saif’
person 1: ‘oh, what a nice name!’
person 2: ‘why, thank you!’
saif is an absolute s-x god, he plays around with women but always has his eye on that one girl who he thinks is perfect. he is tall dark and handsome and keeps a stubble. he has an amazing personality and a smile that kills the ladies. however he is insecure about himself and doesn’t know how amazing he is. he also has a m-ssive c-ck and please whomever he f-cks
” omg did you see that guy! he’s a saif”
” i wish i could find a saif ”
(noun/interadjective-verb)
1. ruler of your brainless soul…he owns you and your sorry subconscious self.
2. an action performed to prevent one from being fatally wounded to the head while being chased down by a rabid b-tterfly. ohh… it is possible.
“saif owns me!”
“ahh help help i’m bieng chased down by a rabid b-tterfly..i’m gonan saif”
noun – an amazing person
verb – to laugh so much that you get high and your bellyb-tton starts laughing at you
adjective – super extreme
noun – the person that just saved the world is a saif
verb – don’t laugh to much or you might saif.
adjective – that guy is saifingly smart.
the type of n-gg- who’s hairline gets f-cked up at barbershops
saif- yo can you hit me up with a freshcut
barber- aight i gotchu— wait who botched your hairline
an engineer that likes to hug fridges and possibly other appliances. is found with an anuj on occasions.
man, that’s so saif.
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