SailBoat
1
a s-xual act that requires 3 people. 2 girls, & 1 dude. the guy lays down on his back and one girl gets on his p-n-s and the other girl gets on his mouth. they are facing each other and give each other a high 10 giving the illusion of a sailboat.
becky & tanya sailboated the h-ll out of steve.
2
a fully strected out b-llsack, resembeling the sail on a sailboat.
i cant believe he showed your mom the sailboat.
3
a version of motorboating where you blow on a girls t-ts.
last night i got her bra off and started to sailboat her t-ts.
4
pocket fours in texas hold’em
randy: ohhhhhhh, i just got beat with sailboats against my two pair, worst beat of my life!!!
5
it’s like the eiffel tower, but it’s where a guy lays down on the floor, one girl sitting on his face, the other on his d-ck and the girls high five, thus making the triangular sail shape.
we should totally sailboat that dude
6
sort of like motorboating, but you instead of placing your face in between the br–sts, one just leans back and “blows the wind into a girls sails” aka br–sts less awakward and easier to do in public
hey jess, can i motorboat you?
no way! we’re in the middle of a bar, but you can sailboat me!
blow away!
7
a d-ck trick.
the man’s (or she-man’s) p-n-s is wrapped underneath the ball sack till the p-n-s is pulled perpendicular to the body. this is the “boat.” note, the b-lls remain behind the d-ck. then, the scr-t-m is then stretched into a triangle where base is held against the p-n-s. note, the top requires pinching the scr-t-m and pulling up hard, which can be enjoyable or painful. this is the sail. when completed, the p-n-s sailboat appears to be cruising at about 3 knots across the pubis. it’s very popular and appropriate for most parties.
hey, this party needs a kick, should i bust out a sailboat?
cody’s b-lls are so big his sailboat would be h-lla’ fast.
i was surprised how much she liked my sailboat trick, then she let me dock my boat in her lady bay.
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the mans p-n-s
friend 1: “yo, come check out my sailboat after school?”
friend 2: “f-ck no!”
friend 1: “oh. but i just put a new finish on it.”
friend 2: “maybe.”
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