Sailor Jerry Fucked
what happens when you drink sailor jerry’s rum. these are the three stages of being sailor jerry f-cked.
1. after so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. you will do and say the most obscene sh-t because it makes you so h-rny.
2. anger. if you don’t get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting f-cked up. you become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. puke or p-ss out. after this, you will either puke and p-ss out, or puke in your sleep. either way, you are totally f-cked.
that chick is sailor jerry f-cked, she made out with that dude, punched her friend in the face, and puked on her shoes all in one hour.
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