Sailor Man


a male, usually horribly overweight, who insists on ‘cross-playing,’ especially one that persists in wearing a f-ku or j-panese schoolgirl uniform.
that 300 lb. man in the miniskirt, knee-high boots, and blouse you see at acen every year? yeah, that’s sailor man.

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