Sailorproof
myth
sailorproof the doors and windows, hide your wifes and daughters, lock away the booze and goats. us navy is pulling into town
1. a sailor could f-ck up a anvil with a rubber mallet.
2. a sailor could get his tongue in the sn-tch of a young woman wearing a electrified, laser protected chast-ty belt. locked inside a concert reinforced safe in the middle of fort knox. without breaking a sweat.
3. three sailors locked away in a padded cell could break a six pound ball bearing in two hours. with no tools.
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