Sailor’s wank
the practice of numbing one’s action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation.
i.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.
so called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.
seaman staines: ahoy! why is there no ice in the freezer?
master bates: because i just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky sailor’s w-nk all over your insoles.
and
captain jack sparrow: ahar, me matey. where’s me rubber bands for me hair?
roger the cabin boy: sup jack. i took your hair bands for an extravagant sailor’s w-nk on the p–p deck. i can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?
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