Saint Charles Plague
text message generated swine flu hysteria, or a good reason to skip school.
q: i heard 900 some kids called in sick in saint charles today, how’d that happen?
a: nice weather outside, swine flu in the news, text messaging technology…. all added up a saint charles plague (opportunity)!
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