Sajad Safdari
someone who is h-t on frequently by men and secretly likes it. he has an amazingly s-xy girlfriend that everyone wants to bang, which irritates him immensely. one of the most laid-back people you will ever meet. prides himself on gaming way too much, but is a complete noob. can be amazingly sweet and great in bed if you give him a chance. thinks he is a weight lifter. this person always has a hard-on.
g-d, sajad safdari is such a noob.
what the f-ck happened to you?!? oh sh-t, sajad safdari probably saw you talking to his girlfriend.
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