Sakmon
a toy monkey made of used socks and b-ttons and scattle
sakmon – short for sock monkey
sock(s) used to cover one’s monkey p-n-s in masturbation.
a person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.
your mom has had so much work done…she’s been sock monkeyed.
keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed p-rn or chatted online with females.
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