Sakuri
sakuri is a really nice guy.
he’s the nicest guy i’ve ever known in my entire life.
nicer than the nicest guy you’ve ever known.
on the niceness scale of 1 to 10 he is definitely a 10.
if the planets in our solar system were a measurement of niceness, he would be jupiter.
if sakuri ever saw a couple thugs trying to beat up a homeless man sakuri would offer the thugs money in exchange for oral s-x so that the homeless man could get away unharmed.
of course he would ask the homeless man if he wanted a piece of the action; that’s just how nice sakuri is.
sakuri once saved a moth from being eaten by his cat.
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