Salacious Crumb
one of the most annoying critters in the star wars galaxy, salacious b. crumb was the favored jester in the court of jabba the hutt. the beak-nosed pot-bellied miscreant had a habit of breaking into a nerve-wracking cackle whenever the mood struck his flighty little brain. the creature had a knack for mimicry, and would pester many by constantly repeating what was said to him.
crumb had an affinity for tormenting jabba’s other employees, most notably the hutt’s interpreters. when c-3po became jabba’s property, salacious antagonized the golden protocol droid mercilessly. as luke skywalker freed his allies, crumb physically attacked threepio, ripping the droid’s eye from its socket. fortunately, r2-d2 arrived and used his electric prod to shock the little beast. an angry crumb retreated, and died moments later when the sail barge exploded.
person 1: eww.. what is that thing?
person 2: oh, thats just salacious crumb.
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