salad 69
the act of -n-lingus of two partners simulataneously… i.e. instead of going for the odd fellow and/or the old meat curtains, the rusty sherrif’s badges are targetted.
brody: “i wanna eat your b-tt.”
bruce: “no i wanna eat yours!”
brody: “let’s salad 69 each other!”
slrrp slrrp slrrp zwooorrrnnnt!
hahahahahah
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