Salad Bar

a s-x move/orgy that involves two guys on each end of a line of girls that are tossing each other’s salads. essentially an extended eiffel tower.
dude 1: hey man i know some girls that are up for getting freaky tonight.

dude 2: how many can you get? we could totally salad bar them.
when two lovers simultaneously perform the act of salad tossing on each other.
if things go well tonight, kenny and i are going to sample salad bar!
when 4 or more homeless women are in a toyota prius having intercourse.
i was driving to work today and i saw a “salad bar”.
a place where a group of people gather and form a circle to toss each others salad.
guy 1: hey what did you want to do this weekend?
guy 2: i’m feeling kind of h-rny so lets h-t up the salad bar downtown.
used as an adjective when something or someone is so dumbfoundingly dumb looking.
matt: hey dude, look at thatn guy, hes wearing a rainbow tie!
josh: dude, what a salad bar
(adj.) a form of logically-flawed apologeticism: evidence that selectively favors one’s position, the unfavorable evidence being ignored.
social economic darwinists (seds) are salad bar nature fanciers; they ignore the fact that nature has no policemen and thus the equilibrium in such a “free” (sed) society will inevitably be one with far more inequality, fraud, and criminal activity.

a row of nice -sses lined up & ready to to be eaten or have blue cheese dressing shot onto
i ate fourteen different salads at the bar last night
there is a salad bar at the restaurant i work at. a salad bar has salad and other healthy food that appeals to people who are conscious about what goes into their body.

because the restaurant i work at has a salad bar, i have to deal with guests who freak out when they see the salad bar. they exclaim, “ohhh look at that a salad bar!” and then they walk over to it and check it out/flirt with it while the children are near.

usually, airhead f-gs hang around the salad bar exclaiming, “salad bar!” and hogging a restaurant booth talking about how to lose weight while their server overlooks them pondering how much time their wasting on these idiots.
laura : ohhh look salad bar! omg! salad bar! stop walking for a second, salad bar is attracting me! it’s so nice and s-xy.

hostess: oh jeez! -rolls eyes-