salad denial
continuing to fool yourself that you are eating a healthy meal even though you are loading your salad with high calorie dressings, croutons and high fat toppings
susie:”i was so good on my diet today, all i had for lunch was a salad.”
betsy: “dousing lettuce with dressing and adding croutons and bacon is not a healthy meal. you have salad denial.”
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