Salad Toss Bomb
ripping a m-ssive fart while getting your b-tthole licked
me-“dude me and my girl were totally doing an -ss eat style 69 and halfway through she kind of pulled down on my tummy to try to get some tongue penetration on my brown star and -i should note we had a chicken fry with red beans and rice for dinner-i gave her a salad toss bomb right down the esophagus!”
me-“then she squirted on my face for the thousandth time”
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