Salamander Foreskin
an expression and/or word used when referring to something unpleasant.
so i was out at the lodge on a sunday night all jacking up on some sk-nk. for some reason she wouldn’t put out when i flexed my biceps through my affliction shirt. it doesn’t matter, she looked all salamander foreskin anyways with her rotted out hair, cracky teeth and t-ts smelling like jewel’s meat department.
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