Salami tie
the simultaneous -j-c-l-t–n of two p-n-ses into two distinct orifices of the same female. during this specific s-xual encounter, both men are striving to -j-c-l-t- first; however, they do so in unison, creating the salami tie.
“i can’t believe that bruce and jimmy finished in me at the same time. i totally thought that bruce would c-m first, but suddenly i was being filled from two ends at the same time. it was a cl-ssic salami tie.”
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