salem
the capital of oregon. there is nothing to do here. life is boring and lame.
salem, or is a very boring city
a m-ssachusetts city that is known for the witch trials, but tries to be recognized for their old maritime history. october is a crazy month, as salem is promoted as “the halloween capital of the world.”
a true salem resident hates tourists, but vendors love them
a town in m-ssachusetts. also, the talking cat in sabrina
i prefer the cat to the town, but i’ve never been there
the town in southern illinois known for the large amount of pot circulating in the hallways of the high school and the even larger amount of pregnancies. the skate park, family video, and old walmart are the hotspots. you do not want to go here. ever.
person: let’s go to salem, illinois!
person 2: f-ck that.
1. arabic name, for a male, also used in iran, india and pakistan. means a handsome man of grand wisdom and charm, and is protected from harm. who is always busy, but know when to have fun, and enjoy a good time. trustworthy and always there for you; in short, the one person you want to meet before you die.
2. in arabic, also means bright, intelligent, enlightened, philosopher king, etc.
3. ibn salem, a legendary poet and heresiarch in 8th century abbasid baghdad.
4. salem, a place mentioned in genesis 14:18, sometimes identified as another name for jerusalem.
a: dude!
b: what?
a: stop trying to be so salem!
b: i can’t help it bro!
a: it ain’t working.
b: (sad) i know.
salem is from a hebrew word meaning peace… you are more indepedent then others, can do things on your own. you can be stubborn at times though. salem is mostly a male name but some are female. your active, and hyper at sometimes.
for example: salem is my friend that is female and these words basically desribe her
a not so friendly city where teenage kids from my neck of the woods, aka danvers, topsfield, or boxford, only venture for popcorn at the sketchy willows (in a large group of course), to watch our sports teams play (until we get threatened to get beat up), or to the purple scorpian to get something pierced because we’re too old to go to the haunted houses but too young to get into the good bars. otherwise, we’re too scared.
boy 1: dude, let’s go to salem tonight.
boy 2: why the h-ll would we go to salam?
boy 1: dude…the popcorn at the willows…
boy 2: let’s go!
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