Salesianum

a prominent secondary school in wilmington, de, where students get a better education than other delaware schools. its reputation is second to none, and when you either get married or croak, the words “salesianum alumnus” will magically appear in your little blip of the newspaper. such an occurrence is rarely, if ever, seen with graduates from st. marks, tatnall, tower hill, and other schools that wish they were cool.
your son went to st. mark’s/ tatnall/ tower hill? mine went to sallies. i think he’s outside beating the sh-t out of your son.
salesianum school is a secondary private school in wilmington delaware. the school is run by the oblates of st. francis de sales and is an all guys school. the rest of this entry is to despell some rumors floating around this site about sallies by people who do not know what they are talking about. first of sallies has 5 phases. phase 1, 2, 3, 4, 5(ap). also sallies has bean named one of the top 50 catholic high schools in the us for the past 3 consecuative years and in 2004. i do not believe st. marks has ever bean named in that list. also sallies has about 104 different sports championships compared to st. marks’s 42 guys and 44 girls. also most collages in the tri state area would take s sallies guy in a heartbeat over most other schools in delaware. also people say sallies is a big sausage fest. according to this site a sausage fest is a group where the number of girls are vastly outnumbered by the guys.
if ignorance was painful half the world would be on morphine drip. salesianum exception
a school in wilmington de which tried to make up for it’s inferior students by not being as open to other students. this is to be contrasted with st. mark’s, where students from many backgrounds are given opportunities to learn in a respectable private inst-tution. they -ssume because they make an arbitrary list and have an unfair athletic advantage that they are superior. oh, sallies. maybe one day you’ll understand.
how is salesianum a football dynasty?

well, you go in a tight end and come out a wide receiver.
a high school in the fine town of wilmington, delaware that serioulsy sucks at life and needs to get its sh-t together. some describe it as a college prepraratory inst-tution, when in reality it amounts to little more than a gigantic, four-year sausage fest. sallies guys like to think they’re better than kids from other schools, specifically tatnall. in this they are sadly mistaken, as tatnall students are uniformly smarter, better-looking, and more sanitary. sallies does have one thing going for it however: they cling to the slim hope that a meteor might one day crash into the earth and destroy only sallies and its occupants, thus ridding the world of the scourge that is sallies. mkay.
“hey is that a meteor comig towards earth?!”
“yeah, it is, but don’t worry, it’s only going to hit sallies.”
“oh o.k., that’s a relief.”
oh my g-d, is that last guy for real?? sally’s guys are little preppy dweebs who think they are g-d’s gift to women. dream on, guys. the only girls who would date one of you are padua or ursuline girls – cause they don’t know any better. like you, they must live their lives devoid of interaction with the opposite s-x, and as we can all see, that really f-cks a person up. and a stellar academic education? come on! st. mark’s offers twice as many a.p.s as you, has five phases to your three, and develops students into people who can function in the real world – not guys whose jaws drop at any glimpse of a woman.
q: why doesn’t sally’s have any stairs?
a: because fairies have wings.