salimatou
an extremely athletic african warrior-princess who works retail by day and is a crime-fighting african vigilante at night. she is not one to be messed with. on the retail floor or in the streets.
you don’t want to come across salimatou at night.
man, i tried to rob a store last night but salimatou kicked my -ss!
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