salmeron
a tall cool amazing guy who is incredibly funny someone who is always there to take your side when things get rough. salmeron is a charming cute nice guy who has incredible hair and amazing eyes you get lost in. what can i say? you’d be lucky to have yourself a salmeron.
friend: man i wish i had a boyfriend.
friend 2: i got a guy name salmeron for you he’s charming!!!!
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