salmon

when you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.
everyone was giving lenny hi 5’s while i went behind him and gave him the salmon.
a cyclist going the wrong way in a bike lane.
the defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (bike sn-b nyc)
a salmon is a f-cking fish! who the h-ll takes the time to wright all these autistic s-xual acts? urban dictionary is r-t-rded…
a salmon is a fish not some h-m- s-x act made up by a pre-p-b-scent f-ggot.
when two people are too femine to have “beef” with one another
did you hear about the chris brown has salmon with drake
someone who takes p-n-s up the -ss everyday, similar to a tent louis
“dude what’s wrong with that guy? it looks like he got pounded in the -ss”
“oh he’s like that all the time, he’s a salmons.”
a term used to describe an athlete who deliberately competes at a lower level of compet-tion in order to outplay the field and win awards.

derived from the ‘big-fish-little-pond” concept; a clearly superior fish in a little pond.
he played the game today like a professional athlete, he is a salmon in this division of the compet-tion.
a slang word for s-x. can be used both as a verb and a noun. originally defined in the 1970s toronto, ontario, canada. used by upper cl-ss teenagers who were attempting to hide their promescuity from their overbearing parents. has led to the recent fad of “awkward salmon”.
guy: i had some good salmon last night.

or

guy2: i just got salmoned!

or

guy 3: i’m gonna go to the bar to see if i can get some salmon.

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