Salmon Panty
the unfortunate circ-mstance of a woman’s underwear smelling of fish
girl, you’ve got some serious salmon panty goin’ on over there. go take a shower or somethin’.
those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.
clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metros-xual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. in the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
ed: “hey steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks”.
steve: “shut up, man. i’m too busy checking out blondie over there. stop looking at guys”
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