Salmon Tears


a secretion of the v-g-n- to aid the entry of the p-n-s, often collecting into fish b-tter after much friction.
‘jeremiah began to tickle the young lady with his tongue, and it was not soon before he could taste salmon tears.’
from the ‘bellringers’ handbook 1942′

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