Salmoned
the art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.
sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person’s legs just above their knees. this provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. when the victim turns around surprised and doesn’t know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say “you got salmoned!”
an internet phenomena where a computer links two people over im – and gives each user false
it’s similar to a three way call using aim. imagine someone mutes his own phone and then calls you. then he calls someone else. now you’re talking to a stranger. your phone rang and so did theirs. you think he called you and vice versa. neither of you realize there’s a third person instigating all this. this is basically the same thing, but with aim.
allseeingsalmon: who are you?
me: so you realize we’re being salmoned right. and your s/n is showing up as allseeingsalmon.
allseeingsalmon: no??
allseeingsalmon: wtf are you talking about?!
allseeingsalmon: no this is jim
allseeingsalmon: i already told you that!
the act (in video games) of repeatedly sp-wning and dying within a short period of time. generally in video games where the sp-wn points are in terrible spots.
troy: i hate playing modern warfare 2.
me: why?
troy: because i keep getting salmoned. let’s play halo instead!
s-xual
‘salmoned is s-xual’
the act of someone slapping their hands against the inside of another persons thighs, often a measure of just how much inner-thigh fat they have.
a big girl looks upset in the corner at a party….
girl: what’s wrong with that girl in the corner?
guy: hahaha! she just got salmoned.
the process of rebooting a server or edmunding but when the server does not come back up successfully
d-mn it, i thought that edmunding that server would sort out the problems but i think i have salmoned it now
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